AKA Floris

I realized thanks to peggy that it was actually 60 percent. so bad!

Well all of your points are true... though sometimes a bit taken out of context .
And on the contrary I always douche shower cold (heh, I realized at the right time that douche has quite another meaning in English XD)

And I never tried learning korean though I did try Sanskrit. I know some basics of the writing ^^.And russian.

And it wasn't the mandarins but the oranges.

Thanks Shimen

First thing that came into mind...

Flora and Fauna

Sorry lol

Hmm... How about a super hero theme?

Marvellous Flatulence Man (sorry lol)
Poison Ivy? (i think flowers suit your name...)
Flowers (Sorta like the Powerpuff girls)

Okay, time to fulfill my promise : ) ! I'll do my best to describe you ^^ .

I am listing any random thing that pops in to my mind .

FLORIS...

*... is like an egg, a reverse banana, an unflushed porcelain toilet, vanilla cake with white icing and cadbury chocolate (White on the outside, but yellow on the outside - well, at least for some part, right haha?)
*... is a natural debater, will die on the way to prove himself right
*... fawns on seeing his name appear in Google hits
*... is quite a loyal lover (not talking out of experience)
*... knows Wikipedia by heart
*... thinks he's my bro and acting like that too >.<
*... is dangerous when playing Truth or Dare
*... spies for Al Qaida through Google Maps
*... is no good guy when going out (not talking out of experience either)
*... is honest
*... is a 17-year-old that acts like a 37-year-old
*... likes gongfu but cannot bear aching muscles
*... listens to incredibly random songs (for example, a Dutch song called: I have three hairs on my chest)
*... will talk to you for three hours on the phone to help you sharpen your rhetorical sword - until our ears get roasted
*... is a student in medical school, will become a doctor
*... loves tomate juice (ugh!)
*... devours overly complicated books, it's like sport to him
*... is learning Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Arabic and has been learning Latin, Greek, French, German, Spanish and speaks Dutch and English
*... is openminded and eager to learn (look what he's doing now ^^ )
*... used to play tennis and do judo
*... mostly stays awake during classes, unless he's been chatting online until 5AM
*... was once found in bed with two other guys and a bottle of gin (florisdon'tkillme:P)
*... writes poems when emotional (and then destroys them)
*... has his shower mostly at 43 degrees
*... says the best way to find out whether a guy is to be trusted, is to compare him to Floris (if they're alike, the guy is bad)
*... gets greatly philosophical at midnight once or twice every month and will then explain his theories for the entire night (by the way, you still need to explain the 5butnotquite5-pieces-thing)
*... has hair that can stand straight up
*... envies his little brother for the amount of girls he gets
*... gets mad at his little brother because that Casanova takes the hairgel to school
*... complaints to his mum that the mandarins get eaten too quickly
*... has another little brother too
*... has passed my mind too often today, ugh enough for this week...

Satisfied, eh : ) ?

PS: We're not 70% fluid anymore ^^ ?

Now I know my grade for my speech, I'm in the Ultimate Powermood !!!

But it's thanks to you and Daan too, so: thank you : ) !!!!!!!

Hahaha, very pleasant average for NL now .

I know. Just make sure you do your resit well.

Hey Floris, I'm busy these days - I'll repay you for that description- thing as soon as I've got time, okay ^^ ? That's a promise .

oh no now it's gonna happen XD

What's a good alias for Floris : ) ?